Some rhyme, less reason
A variety of materials of varying insightfulness

Feeling patriotic?
(Sit through a 1-meg download, then listen to a once-in-a-lifetime rendition of "The Star-Spangled Banner")

Qualitative judgments on e.e. cummings
(Well, it seemed like a capital way
to somehow punctuate this Web site)

My background in advertising
(Now it can be told; from the May 13, 1954, Chariton, Ia., Herald-Patriot.)

Swedish idioms in literal translation
(You haven't laughed until you've laughed at these; I'd rather have them here than on the Heritage page, though)

Why 'The next miracle'?
(Now it can be told, too.)

Wrigley Field, April 5, 1998

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